Jokes to keep those Auburn-'Bama fires stoked

I came across these on a Rivals.com board. The jokes maybe be written by an Auburn fan, but they are pretty generic and could be used by any fan base that wants tear down its law-breaking rivals. According to my crystal ball, these jokes will be all the rage at tailgates across the country in 2008. But I urge you to proceed with caution. In this day and age, almost every program has a rap sheet. Like your momma used to say, "People that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Like Musburger with Cheese would counter, "Kick your rival while he's down. Deal with the repercussions later."

A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa ?
A: A huddle

Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police

Q: Why can't most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System. Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Tide had a 7-6 season last year. 7 Arrests, 6 convictions.

Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

-Rocca